Emily's All New Year

Soooo....

2008-06-29T16:35:00.000-07:00

Emily will be moving to Oklahoma soon.
There she has a team working on All New Year ideas.

A team... One whole team.

As soon as we can will be back up and rocking.

This time.... for real.

Hey you guys!

2007-09-22T16:46:00.001-07:00

I wanted to say I'm sorry for not posting
anything. Things will get better soon.

I'll be back up in no time!

Hey, guys!

2007-09-20T07:25:00.000-07:00

I'm sorry about not posting anything
recently. Things at my house are a
little bit... crazy.

However, yesterday I did do a new thing
that I just didn't get to post.

I dyed my hair brown.

My hair has been red, blonde, orange,
purple, and then this odd combo that
it's been recently. I've never dyed it
brown.

So, there. A natural hair color.
Good for me.

Later,
Emily
Murderer
Super Secret Agent
Natural brunette.

Mini Muffin Monday / Taco Tuesday

2007-09-18T18:35:00.000-07:00

Yeah, everyone. It's tuesday. I have a
valid reason for not doing Mini Muffin
Monday yesterday.... I was sleeping...
ALL DAY.... AGAIN!!!!

Anyway, Snucius and I ate this tasty
British treat. Describing the smell,
Snucius said "It smells like a bum's
butt!"

Hanta said "Please take the smell out
of the house!"

Anyway, we tried this...

That's right, people's. Spotted Dick.
A Sponge Pudding... That you microwave.

So, Snucius and I ate it. It really wasn't that
bad. It needed cinnamon and Snucius said that
it would be could with milk.

It wasn't my favorite. But it wasn't that bad.

Later,
Emily
Murderer
Super Secret Agent
AND SNUCIUS.

P.S. Snucius said that the Spotted Dick
is trying to kill her. She's got the ulcer.

Oh, by the way, totally off topic.

2007-09-15T21:14:00.000-07:00

I forgot to mention that I put the Dino Comics
from www.qwantz.com on the side of my blog.

They are probably the best thing ever.

The thing over here ------>
Not an ad.

Later,
Emily
Murderer.

Introducing Emily... Murderer.

2007-09-15T21:11:00.000-07:00

Today, I killed five fish. It's not something
that I'm proud of, nor was I expecting it.

I had five fish in a tank and I cleaned the
tank. Put the fish back in after the water
settled.... and they all died.

I killed all five fish at the same time.

Poor little guys.

It's not that I've never lost a pet before,
I've just never lost FIVE AT ONCE!!!

I'm a bad, bad person.

Superstar!

2007-09-14T20:41:00.000-07:00

My new thing for today. My first interview.

I had to help my friend with her psych class
and she needed to interview someone who wasn't
the same race as her. Naturally, she picked me.
I have a lot of white friends. Just so you know.

I know it's not much, but it was my first
interview ever. I liked it.

Bombing the system... ish....

2007-09-13T17:38:00.000-07:00

Today I taught my niece the finer points
of skipping a school function.

Tonight was her back to school night, so
we went to get pizza. Of course.

I like when my nieces and nephews are young
enough for me to mold them still.

It rules.

Corrupting America's Youth... One niece at
a time.

Later,
M

Toga! Toga! Toga!

2007-09-12T20:32:00.000-07:00

Alright, so tonight I decided to try something
"manly" and "tough" so the approriate attire
had to be a dress. Just so you know.

Tonight, I bring you....

EMILY'S ATTEMPT TO CRUSH A CAN ON HER HEAD.

My mom got really mad at me so I told her I'd
only try the one time. It hurts really bad.
Since I don't drink beer in a can, it's a
can of Arizona tea. Cause I'm manly... and tough...

Sorry!!

2007-09-12T17:58:00.000-07:00

So, last night, I apparently decided to sleep for
13 hours and I didn't get to post what I did
yesterday. Just so you know, I did do something.

BEHOLD!! A 70s STYLE FAN LETTER!!!
TO LEIF GARRETT!!!

We'll see what happens next. Snuicius is preparing
for tonight's new thing. It requires two people.

Later, M.

All new thing coming up soon!!

2007-09-11T15:44:00.001-07:00

Just wanted to say that the new layout is just
until I can be smarter than my camera and friggin
resize the pictures.

Mini Muffin Monday!!!

2007-09-10T21:14:00.000-07:00

Ready for it's return... Mini Muffin Monday!!
Sorry it's so late, I had to watch 4 hours
worth of movies today. I'll get to that in a
minute cause there's a bonus to this post!

First off, I ate these chips that were
disgusting. I didn't like them.

Snucius was a liar in saying that they were
good.

I have a video uploading but I'm impatient.

Here's your bonus!!!!

MINI MOVIE REVIEW!!!!
So, like I said, I saw 4 hours worth of movie today.

I saw two different movies. I'll write a real review
soon. People seem to like my movie reviews.

Balls of Fury - Ping pong, Christopher Walken....
What more do I have to say? Thumbs up.

Shoot 'Em Up - Clive Owen, Guns, Helicopter death.
Awesome. Thumbs up.

TOLD YOU! MINI MOVIE REVIEW!!!

Later guys.
M

P.S. That piece of shit video uploaded. I'll deal with
it tomorrow.

It's Emily, Bitch!

2007-09-09T18:20:00.000-07:00

Spartan Training Day!!!!

Hopefully, I'll have those abs soon. It'll freaking rule!

Plus, I started to read Equus cause that's very Spartan.

Totally Spartan Emily!!

Check me out tomorrow when I have a couple of people help me with
Mini Muffin Monday!!!

Later!

Tomorrow!!!

2007-09-08T20:40:00.000-07:00

So, tomorrow starts off the all new year. Rock, right?
I know! This time, no bs is going to stop it. I promise
on the heads of the brood!

Promise on the brood!

Alright, explanation time.

2007-08-30T10:56:00.000-07:00

Okay, so I've been absent from this since like June I think.
I apologize. There were things going on in my life that I
don't really want to get into.

Please believe me when I say that my all new year is
starting back up soon! September 9th actually. I'll start
the new New Year on my 23rd birthday.

Once again, I'm sorry.

Mini Muffin Monday will be making a triumphant return
as well. My sister, henceforth shall be known as Snucius,
and I have been discussing things for me to eat. So far, I
don't like the sound of any of them. At all. But, it should
be fun.

So, hang on. It'll be back. Just give it a little time.

Emily.

Hi Everybody!

2007-06-06T21:49:00.000-07:00

I went to a back alley doctor today!
(Hi Everybody! Hi Dr. Nick!)

So, I have strep throat and I needed to go to a dr.
I have no insurance. Found a place that would only charge
me $40 for my visit. It was in a strip mall next to a
convience store. With bars on the window....
And couches in the "waiting room"
Got checked, got my shot. Dr wants me to come back
in a couple of weeks. For another shot....

I don't think I will though. It was frightening...

Mini Muffin Monday!!!

2007-06-04T23:00:00.000-07:00

Today I tried Willie Nelson's Country Peach Cobbler Ice Cream
(It's a Ben and Jerry's)
(Yes, Jenn, I stole some of your ice cream...)
I don't really like peach. And I sided with Stephen Colbert when
he said not to eat the Willie Nelson ice cream so I kinda feel like
a traitor. Anyway, the ice cream.... Not so bad. It's pretty good
for "Featch"
I kinda liked it...

Not as much as I liked Americone Dreams though....

Laters!

PS: "Mr. Brooks" is good but a little boring.

Sorry again!

2007-06-02T20:47:00.001-07:00

Yesterday, attempt to make a 15 year Sega work....

Shocker!!! It still does! Woot! Mortal Kombat, here I come!

Today.... Screamed out "I enjoy gay reading materials!"
At an Air Force Base. Awesome. Then, I thought I might
get arrested or else I would have continued on with the
whole thing. Sorry, they aren't exciting. Been boring.

Sorry So Late!!!

2007-05-31T18:05:00.000-07:00

I'm sorry that I haven't posted anything in a while.
To be honest, I haven't done anything new.
However, to make up for it I'm doing my mini muffin monday
today.... On thursday.... Yeah I know.

First up... Doritos X-13D chips.... Mystery chips!!!
They taste like hamburgers! Like a cheeseburger
actually!! I like them!!

Second up... Zapp's Spicy Cajun Crawtator Chips....
EWWWWWWWW!!!! I don't like those at all!!!
Jenn likes them... That should say enough about them.

Last up.... Boone's Farm Watermelon "Flavored Beer"
Fizzy...Jolly Rancher...Mouthwash.... That's about it.
Not a fan. Not a fan at all....

So, I got a new phone with a camera on it again.
So I'll repost with pictures in a moment.
Once again, I'm sorry that I haven't posted anything
in a long time. It won't happen again!

Correction!

2007-05-20T23:29:00.000-07:00

There are 6 kittens. One tiny gray one was hiding.

May 20th.

2007-05-20T23:06:00.000-07:00

I became a Grandma today.

My cat had her first litter today.
I'm the proud Grandma of 5 tiny kittens.
They are adorable!!!
I wish I could take a picture of them.
Top Knot (my Cat) won't let me though.
I've been trying. I'm sorry guys.
If you listen to our china hutch you can
hear little squeaky noises, it's so cute!!!

(I know I technically didn't DO anything here,
but it's a first for me. I think it should count!)

So, yeah...

2007-05-19T23:01:00.000-07:00

I did my own embarrassing girl shopping. By myself.
That's the new thing for today. I'm 22 years old and
I've never done that by myself. Ever.

New thing for the 18th

2007-05-18T17:18:00.000-07:00

Alright. Today I had an opportunity to lie to my sister, and I didn't take it.
That's the new thing. I told the truth when I didn't have to.
I told her that the Tool concert was a disappointment. I could have told
her that it was the greatest thing I've ever seen, but I didn't. Told the
truth. That's a new thing. : )

Sorry So Late!

2007-05-18T07:18:00.000-07:00

So, yeah. Toof issues. But to make up for it, I did two new things last night
and I'll still do a new thing tonight.
Last night, I went to see Tool for the first time ever.
And, while seeing Tool, I wore a strapless shirt. (I refuse to call it anything
other than that!) I have a picture of said shirt, but the pic makes me look fat,
so, you don't get to see it! HA!
Anyway, Tool was awesome. Unfortunately there were assigned seats, so my
floor tickets didn't really amount to anything. But, from the seat that I stole,
(Sorry if it was supposed to be yours!) I was able to see everything on stage.
There weren't nearly as many people as I thought there were going to be.
Especially since this show sold out I think. I dunno. It was great. I loved it.
Had a blast. My feet hurt and my ears are ringing. Going to take a nap now!

New news!!

2007-05-15T17:15:00.000-07:00

So, today, the new thing that I've done is attempting to blog while on
loritabs. That's right peoples. I got my effin wisdom toof taken out.
I went in for a consult. The dentist looked at it and said it needed to
come out today. I'm trying really hard to type this without errors. It's
difficult. I wish I had a camera so you could see the wound. It's pretty.
: )

Anyways, once I get better, things can resume as normal. Thanks
Guys!

-Magic M

Hey. Toof problems!

2007-05-14T20:35:00.000-07:00

So, I know of a few people who were eagerly anticipating the first Mini
Muffin Monday. I had the perfect food picked out and things looked
good. Until I woke up about 12 times last night because of my fucking
wisdom toof. It's made my face swell and I've been trying to take care
of it all day but nothing has helped. I have a dentist's appointment
tomorrow and hopefully, I'll be able to eat what appear to be disgusting
chips. Yeah. I picked out some chips to eat. I'll explain them later.
Wish me luck that I get to eat real food tomorrow!

Sorry guys!
- M

Scam alert!

2007-05-13T17:48:00.000-07:00

So, today, I inadvertently scammed starbucks out of a free coffee treat.
Here's how you do it.
You pick a Starbucks with more than one person working. The best is
when one person is taking "orders" at the register and the other is
making your delicious coffee treat. You place you order and the order of
the other person with you. Stand for a few minutes, then go to the
person making your coffee treat. Tell them that the other person with
you actually ordered something different. Tah dah! They will give you
the "mess up." So, we got an assload of coffee deliciousness for free today.
Try it yourself, it might work.

Is everyone ready for the First Ever Mini Muffin Monday??
What will she eat? Will it be a normal food product? Something for an
animal??? WHAT WILL IT BE???!!!!!!!!!

P.S.

2007-05-12T20:39:00.001-07:00

Taco Tuesday is forever changed!
New name:

MINI MUFFIN MONDAY!!!!!

Day One

2007-05-12T20:17:00.000-07:00

Day one...

I went on a skateboard by myself. Untethered by anyone. All by myself.
Edward was my witness. It scared me because I fear falling. I always have.
It's alot easier than I thought it would be.
But I was still scared out of my mind. This project might not work the way I
wanted it to. I already need ideas. So, help me out!

First post!

2007-05-11T23:34:00.000-07:00

So, the official New Year starts later today. I will be posting with pics if available.
Mostly, as I have no camera anymore, I'll be describing my new things. So, you
just have to trust me. I'm excited about this. This could be awesome.
Taco Tuesday is when I'll be eating something new. Not actually tacos. As I've
had tacos before. I just like saying Taco Tuesday. Like Opus. My new hero.

Check out his at www.allnewyear.com

Later guys!
Hope you enjoy!