Hey you guys!

I wanted to say I'm sorry for not posting
anything. Things will get better soon.

I'll be back up in no time!

Hey, guys!

I'm sorry about not posting anything
recently. Things at my house are a
little bit... crazy.

However, yesterday I did do a new thing
that I just didn't get to post.

I dyed my hair brown.

My hair has been red, blonde, orange,
purple, and then this odd combo that
it's been recently. I've never dyed it
brown.

So, there. A natural hair color.
Good for me.

Later,
Emily
Murderer
Super Secret Agent
Natural brunette.

Mini Muffin Monday / Taco Tuesday

Yeah, everyone. It's tuesday. I have a
valid reason for not doing Mini Muffin
Monday yesterday.... I was sleeping...
ALL DAY.... AGAIN!!!!

Anyway, Snucius and I ate this tasty
British treat. Describing the smell,
Snucius said "It smells like a bum's
butt!"

Hanta said "Please take the smell out
of the house!"

Anyway, we tried this...




That's right, people's. Spotted Dick.
A Sponge Pudding... That you microwave.







So, Snucius and I ate it. It really wasn't that
bad. It needed cinnamon and Snucius said that
it would be could with milk.

It wasn't my favorite. But it wasn't that bad.


Later,
Emily
Murderer
Super Secret Agent
AND SNUCIUS.

P.S. Snucius said that the Spotted Dick
is trying to kill her. She's got the ulcer.

Oh, by the way, totally off topic.

I forgot to mention that I put the Dino Comics
from www.qwantz.com on the side of my blog.

They are probably the best thing ever.

The thing over here ------>
Not an ad.

Later,
Emily
Murderer.

Introducing Emily... Murderer.

Today, I killed five fish. It's not something
that I'm proud of, nor was I expecting it.

I had five fish in a tank and I cleaned the
tank. Put the fish back in after the water
settled.... and they all died.


I killed all five fish at the same time.

Poor little guys.

It's not that I've never lost a pet before,
I've just never lost FIVE AT ONCE!!!

I'm a bad, bad person.

Superstar!

My new thing for today. My first interview.

I had to help my friend with her psych class
and she needed to interview someone who wasn't
the same race as her. Naturally, she picked me.
I have a lot of white friends. Just so you know.

I know it's not much, but it was my first
interview ever. I liked it.

Bombing the system... ish....

Today I taught my niece the finer points
of skipping a school function.

Tonight was her back to school night, so
we went to get pizza. Of course.

I like when my nieces and nephews are young
enough for me to mold them still.

It rules.

Corrupting America's Youth... One niece at
a time.

Later,
M

Toga! Toga! Toga!

Alright, so tonight I decided to try something
"manly" and "tough" so the approriate attire
had to be a dress. Just so you know.

Tonight, I bring you....

EMILY'S ATTEMPT TO CRUSH A CAN ON HER HEAD.



My mom got really mad at me so I told her I'd
only try the one time. It hurts really bad.
Since I don't drink beer in a can, it's a
can of Arizona tea. Cause I'm manly... and tough...

Sorry!!

So, last night, I apparently decided to sleep for
13 hours and I didn't get to post what I did
yesterday. Just so you know, I did do something.


BEHOLD!! A 70s STYLE FAN LETTER!!!
TO LEIF GARRETT!!!



We'll see what happens next. Snuicius is preparing
for tonight's new thing. It requires two people.

Later, M.

All new thing coming up soon!!

Just wanted to say that the new layout is just
until I can be smarter than my camera and friggin
resize the pictures.

Mini Muffin Monday!!!

Ready for it's return... Mini Muffin Monday!!
Sorry it's so late, I had to watch 4 hours
worth of movies today. I'll get to that in a
minute cause there's a bonus to this post!

First off, I ate these chips that were
disgusting. I didn't like them.



Snucius was a liar in saying that they were
good.





I have a video uploading but I'm impatient.


Here's your bonus!!!!


MINI MOVIE REVIEW!!!!
So, like I said, I saw 4 hours worth of movie today.

I saw two different movies. I'll write a real review
soon. People seem to like my movie reviews.

Balls of Fury - Ping pong, Christopher Walken....
What more do I have to say? Thumbs up.

Shoot 'Em Up - Clive Owen, Guns, Helicopter death.
Awesome. Thumbs up.

TOLD YOU! MINI MOVIE REVIEW!!!


Later guys.
M


P.S. That piece of shit video uploaded. I'll deal with
it tomorrow.

It's Emily, Bitch!

Spartan Training Day!!!!





Hopefully, I'll have those abs soon. It'll freaking rule!






Plus, I started to read Equus cause that's very Spartan.



Totally Spartan Emily!!


Check me out tomorrow when I have a couple of people help me with
Mini Muffin Monday!!!

Later!

Tomorrow!!!

So, tomorrow starts off the all new year. Rock, right?
I know! This time, no bs is going to stop it. I promise
on the heads of the brood!

Promise on the brood!